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the-stench-of-that-impala:

I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection

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justanotherstrangemind:

theheavyheartinthephonebooth:

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

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insical:

 
vineyardbound:

ccal:

**angsty old man problems


http://vineyardbound.tumblr.com/

yiffmyass:

nyeeeeaaaah:

A list of things that do not offend people





why are all the dots black you fucking racist

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brittanaforeverandeveramen:

what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash

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  • teacher: where's your homework
  • me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

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creaseintime:

bensofficialmurderlist:

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i’ve literally been laughing at this for like 10 minutes help

i knew it was gonna be this song

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10inchd:

white lips pale face giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

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